A slightly different version to last year's Elle Woods post-marathon adventure...only this year it was three days later in a courtroom in Suffolk County.
Judge: ADA Weinstein, can you approach so I may see you at sidebar please?
Elle: (sick to stomach - walks forward to speak with judge so that the crowded court does not hear) Yes, Your Honor?
Judge: ADA Weinstein, (in concerned voice) are you OK? What's going on with you today?
Elle: (Nervous quiver in voice) Yes, Your Honor. Everything is fine.
Judge: Are you sure? You are looking kinda --
Elle: (Nervous quiver in voice) My apologies, Your Honor. I ran on Monday.
Judge: (sigh of relief) Oh ok. I feel better knowing that. I thought something was REALLY wrong with you. Congratulations - that is quite the accomplishment.
Defense Attorney: Judge, did you run on Monday too?
Judge: No - I ran a 10k once and couldn't walk for a week. ADA Weinstein, you may proceed.
Elle: Thank you, Your Honor.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Amazing :)
hah, i LOVE you. 99% of the time when i read your blog, i find myself laughing out loud!
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